Dear Journal,
HORRIBLE WEEK. I guess you could say it was the worst week in the history of my life. After I posted that I was going out with Howard, he broke up with me the next day. What an ass. So, on with my terrible week. Sunday- I got my iPod taken away because Amber decides to walk into my room and find me texting on it. And here's the thing: I wasn't supposed to download the texting app in the first place. And why, you ask? Well, why don't you think I don't have a phone anymore?? Monday- I just found out that this 7th grader whom I never talked to or did anything at all to hates my guts. She said that I have small eyebrows. SOO?? Your point is???? I'm sure she's got flaws, too. Like, she's probably got an STD. Unlike me, of course. Katelyn told me that Howard said that this weekend was his worst. Wtf! Tuesday-My mom found out about my new facebook account that I'm not supposed to have. She whipped me with a belt for lying to her. And now my butt will probably be perminately blue and purple. Wednesday- Worst of them all. I totally got fake abused by my dad. He grabbed my hair and slammed me against the door. Then pulled me on the floor to where I landed on my back and my glasses flew off. All I had on was my pants, my shirt and my socks. He grabbed the back of my hair again and dragged me downstairs. He unlocked the front door and threw me out. He said,"GET OUTTA HERE!!!!!" And I cryed on the front lawn. He came out again and said,"Get off my property!" And I slowly walked onto the sidewalk. He came and talked to me again. He walked me back inside and talked some more. He sent me upstairs and I started crying again. He came up and told me he was sorry. He hugged me for 2 straight minutes and let me be to get ready for school. And by the way, Layton's gotta new girlfriend named Taylor instead of me. How sad that even a 7th grader that cute won't ask me out. I'm gonna miss not talking to Joe... :'( He's the best thing that's ever happened to me. Luana told Jake that I like him! WTF!!!!!!!!!!!! And Layton looked me directly in the eyes at lunch.. Weird much? Thursday- Nothing really happened. Friday- I've come up with something brilliant. It involves trivia about me! I call it 'Emelie's Question Of The Week'. And here's the question: What's my favorite song? Please email me your answer with your name in the email at emelietheelephant@live.com. Thankss for reading this week!
-Emmi<3
P.S. I'm so unlucky to be me..
Friday, September 16, 2011
Friday, September 9, 2011
September 9, 2011| Journal Entry # 23
Dear Journal,
This week could not be anymore perfect. There's only 1 flaw and I'll talk about that later. Anyway, I should really write down the events that happen everyday.. Saves me time from just trying to remember. Monday- Labor Day, I was at my Grandma's house in Lake Livingston. We were about to leave when we noticed a small turtle in the driveway. It's so small, it could fit in the palm of my hand. And we all know how small my hands are. But for some reason, he's not eating. We put turtle food in his tank, but he won't eat it. We tried apples, turkey slices, hamburger meat from Dominoes Pizza. But nothing. I fear he'll die soon... Anywayss, Layton notices me now. But, thing is, he likes me for my tits. So of course I'm mad once again at my mammoth tits. Why are people telling me I have a good ass all of a sudden? I don't think my butt changed over the summer.. my ass looks the same as last year. Why notice now? Some things just puzzle me. Great day today. I wore my hair down, like Katelyn told me to. I got loads of attention too. People kept telling me that I looked cute today. I saw Layton looking at me at lunch, too. So I must have actually looked pretty. And about that flaw: I have a 68 in math right now. My birthday is partially ruined. If I can convince my mom that the grade was messed up and was supposed to be a 86, I'll be gold. Oh, yeah. I almost forgot. I'm going out with a 7th grader named Howard. He's so nice, I couldn't help myself(: Lol
-Emmi<3
P.S. I <3 Howard(:
This week could not be anymore perfect. There's only 1 flaw and I'll talk about that later. Anyway, I should really write down the events that happen everyday.. Saves me time from just trying to remember. Monday- Labor Day, I was at my Grandma's house in Lake Livingston. We were about to leave when we noticed a small turtle in the driveway. It's so small, it could fit in the palm of my hand. And we all know how small my hands are. But for some reason, he's not eating. We put turtle food in his tank, but he won't eat it. We tried apples, turkey slices, hamburger meat from Dominoes Pizza. But nothing. I fear he'll die soon... Anywayss, Layton notices me now. But, thing is, he likes me for my tits. So of course I'm mad once again at my mammoth tits. Why are people telling me I have a good ass all of a sudden? I don't think my butt changed over the summer.. my ass looks the same as last year. Why notice now? Some things just puzzle me. Great day today. I wore my hair down, like Katelyn told me to. I got loads of attention too. People kept telling me that I looked cute today. I saw Layton looking at me at lunch, too. So I must have actually looked pretty. And about that flaw: I have a 68 in math right now. My birthday is partially ruined. If I can convince my mom that the grade was messed up and was supposed to be a 86, I'll be gold. Oh, yeah. I almost forgot. I'm going out with a 7th grader named Howard. He's so nice, I couldn't help myself(: Lol
-Emmi<3
P.S. I <3 Howard(:
Friday, September 2, 2011
September 2, 2011| Journal Entry #22
Dear Journal,
I swear that Karma has gotten to me this week. It's been good, but it's been bad also. I'm going to start with the good news. Monday, 3rd period- I saw dandruff in my seat. So I ripped out a piece of notebook paper and wrote,"Dear person that sits in this seat in 2nd period: USE HEAD AND SHOULDERS!" and stuffed it under the desk. When I came back the next day, it was gone. LMAO!! Thursday, Lunch- Katelin was walking back to her table at lunch. She stops in front of Layton(The 13 year old) and starts talking to him. Then, I see her point at me. He turns and looks at me, then turns back. I could feel my face burning. I knew I was blushing. I told Courtney, Zakiyah and Lissette that she was probably telling him that I like him. She smiled at me and went straight to her seat. I found out later that she DID tell him. I wasn't mad though- I was relieved, like she just did me a favor. Later at lunch today, I caught him staring at me. So I asked Katelin if he likes me. She shrugged and said that she'll ask. Now for the bad news. In third period today, we were doing a wordsearch that was supposed to be a "test" and Mr. Gaddis said no talking. Of course, everyone was talking. He called out the people that were talking and sent them in the hall. I was entertaining myself by humming my favorite song. Mr. Gaddis says,"Emelie, get it the hallway." WHAT DID I DO WRONG?!?!?! Nothing!! So, I think he called the office and asked Mrs. Tucker to come to the classroom. She walked in the hall and stopped at the doorway. Mr. Gaddis tells her to give lunch detention to the kids in the hallway. So basically I got lunch detention for nothing. Also, my mom is making us go to Lake Livingston this weekend. When I already made plans to go to the movies with Lulu. Wtf. Anywayss, gotta fly! Bye!!
-Emmi<3
P.S. I love Layton(:
I swear that Karma has gotten to me this week. It's been good, but it's been bad also. I'm going to start with the good news. Monday, 3rd period- I saw dandruff in my seat. So I ripped out a piece of notebook paper and wrote,"Dear person that sits in this seat in 2nd period: USE HEAD AND SHOULDERS!" and stuffed it under the desk. When I came back the next day, it was gone. LMAO!! Thursday, Lunch- Katelin was walking back to her table at lunch. She stops in front of Layton(The 13 year old) and starts talking to him. Then, I see her point at me. He turns and looks at me, then turns back. I could feel my face burning. I knew I was blushing. I told Courtney, Zakiyah and Lissette that she was probably telling him that I like him. She smiled at me and went straight to her seat. I found out later that she DID tell him. I wasn't mad though- I was relieved, like she just did me a favor. Later at lunch today, I caught him staring at me. So I asked Katelin if he likes me. She shrugged and said that she'll ask. Now for the bad news. In third period today, we were doing a wordsearch that was supposed to be a "test" and Mr. Gaddis said no talking. Of course, everyone was talking. He called out the people that were talking and sent them in the hall. I was entertaining myself by humming my favorite song. Mr. Gaddis says,"Emelie, get it the hallway." WHAT DID I DO WRONG?!?!?! Nothing!! So, I think he called the office and asked Mrs. Tucker to come to the classroom. She walked in the hall and stopped at the doorway. Mr. Gaddis tells her to give lunch detention to the kids in the hallway. So basically I got lunch detention for nothing. Also, my mom is making us go to Lake Livingston this weekend. When I already made plans to go to the movies with Lulu. Wtf. Anywayss, gotta fly! Bye!!
-Emmi<3
P.S. I love Layton(:
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