Dear Journal,
So, guess who spent the night at my house, unexpectedly? Yeah. That annoying girl, Emily. She told me she had a great time. I, on the other hand, did not. My dad walks downstairs and walks straight towards the movie shelf. I walk over to him and say,"Whacha lookin' for?" and he picks out a Michael Myers movie. "This." He said. "Ooh, Michael Myers. Cool." Emily looks over towards us. "I can't watch scary movies or else I get night terrors." My dad looked at her with a confused expression. "You do know they're not real, right?" I almost bursted out laughing because, finally, someone understands how I feel. "Yes, but my body doesn't know that." Emily said. What a nerd answer. Anyway, remember how I cleaned her room and bathroom, right? Well, I went back over to her house(for the computer, of course) and I went up to her room. Two days ago, I cleaned. Two days after, it looked like a tornado went through her bedroom and bathroom. How the hell does one person manage to pull off something like this? "Emily, I just cleaned, like, two days ago!! How is it this messy AGAIN?!" I yelled at her. "Sorry..." Emily's usual answer. I groaned. I started cleaning again. I got done in about 5 minutes. We played on the computer(mostly I did) until 3 in the afternoon. I went home and immediatly left to go get my mom's birthday present. God, doesn't just HEARING about her make you annoyed? My mom treats her like she's four. "Are you excited about going to junior high?" She asked, like she was talking to a baby. Emily shook her head. My mom laughed. We watched Hot in Cleveland and whenever something funny popped up, we would laugh, stop laughing, and Emily would ask,"Isn't that funny?" Every single time we laughed. Sometimes she'll do that when it's just us watching T.V. and I'd laugh and she'd say that. I'd be all smart-ass and say,"Well, duh, that's why I laughed." Lmao. She told me that she has an imagination of a 5-year-old and that's why she acts like one. I think it's because it was A: She was dropped on her head as a baby, B: Her parents gave her beer since she was 3 and they still do, or C: She chooses to go her own way instead of following the crowd. One of those is right. Lol, I told my mom that she doesn't like the cream sodas from Olive Garden and she said,"Wow, she's strange.." LMFAO. My parents agree that she needs to grow up. She needs to stop acting like a 5-year-old and act like a teenager. It's okay to act like kids and bring out your inner child once in a while. But not all the time. Dude, her armpits really stink and I told her,"Emily, I can smell your pits. You need to put deoderent on." "But, I took a shower today!" She said. "It doesn't matter. Showers don't make your pits smell un-musty. Deoderent isn't optional." I said. "Well, can I tell you a secret?" I stopped. 'This is definatly going in my journal!' I thought to myself. "Yeah, sure." I said. She pulled men's deoderent out of her bag. "I have to use this cuz my stink is really bad." I thought 'Oh, this is priceless' and said "Okay, well, apparently that's not working for you." I said. I ran to get my deoderent. "But this will. Secret is a better brand." She put it on. I wiped it off when she wasn't looking and put it back. Isn't she a freak? Like on Facebook if you agree.
-Emmi<3
P.S. I think I'm falling for a certain 14-year-old named Joe... :D
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