Dear Journal,
Wow. Just wow. The past few days that I haven't written journals are because I was at my "Friend" Emily's house. The only reason I don't like her is because she's so annoying. She told me that if she does something bad(bringing food upstairs), she gets stomachaches so bad that her mom has to ask what's wrong with her and she spills it. She told me (she has a curtain in the doorway of her closet) that if her curtain fell and she didn't pick it back up, she'd wake up in the middle of the night screaming. I mean, really? Why do you have to be such a nerd? Oh wait, let me rephrase that. Why do have to be such a freak? She has bad B.O. and uses men's deoderent. Yesterday, I got tired of seeing the messiest bathroom and bedroom ever. So I cleaned them. I started in the bathroom. Clothes, toilet paper rolls, emty toilet paper rolls, books, trash, even used pads were on the floor. It was disgusting. I cleaned the bathroom and went into Emily's bedroom. She was on her laptop at her desk mezmorized into a youtube video. I walk in with a assload of clothes and put them in the hamper. "There's this thing. It's called a dirty clothes hamper. Do you know what belongs in it? Dirty clothes." I said. She looked at me. "Why are being mean to me?" She asked. "Because you live like a pig!!!" I said. "Sorry.." She said. And that's ANOTHER annoying thing about her!!! Anytime she accidently hits me or something like that, I'll say,"You hit me." and she'd be like,"Oh, I'm sorry!" Usually when someone tells me they're sorry, I acknowledge them with a nod and a half smile. But with Emily, you have to actually say,"It's okay," or else the conversation would carry on like this: *bumps* Emily: Oh I'm sorry! Me: *No answer* Emily: I'm sorry. Me: *Still no answer* Emily: Hey, I'm sorry(Louder than before cuz she thinks you're deaf). Me, getting tired of this: It's okay!! Screaming it this time with anger. Can you be anymore annoying? She's more annoying than the Annoying Orange. Do you know that her parents let her have a sip of their beer? Maybe that's why she's crazy in the head. Anyway, anytime that I'm sitting next to her with a blank expression, she'd ask me,"Are you okay?" I'd look at her crazy and say,"Yes, I'm fine." with an annoyed tone. You should know that her laugh is more annoying than mine. And she's going to our school next year. I hope she gets all the bad teachers like Mr. Edwards. She's one of those people that loves all things anime. Books, movies, T.V. shows, she even draws them. Sometimes, people that like anime get on my nerves. If some of my friends like anime that much, well, I still love you. Cuz your room and bathroom is probably clean and you don't wake up screaming in the middle of the night because your curtain fell and you didn't bother to pick it up. If she sees this, she's gonna confront me and tell her parents. Which is bad because I won't come over anymore. I only go to her house because I'm able to play The Sims 2™ on her computer. Cuz mine broke at home. But oh well. Who really gives a shit.
-Emmi<3
P.S. If you've met Emily Nunez before, you probably feel me.

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